Today is the Day. Fifteen years ago today Christine Anne Breva and Jerry Robert Erickson were married in highly controversial ceremony on the banks of the Mississippi River. It was controversial because besides the actual witnesses who, first hand, saw the carnage of justice that was Jerry marrying so far out of his league to the point of tragic comedy, it was deemed some sort of poorly thought out hoax, much like Big Foot or the Killer Bees.But the Librarian saw it happen and it was a sight unheard of in the annals of unbelievable long shots and Hail Mary's. The mere idea that some of his stature and limited ability could some seal the deal on the beautiful Ms. Breva, well it just a little hard to believe and I for one saw it. Here a
re some of the pictures of the stupendous days. I, the librarian pledge that all of these pictures are authentic, I purloined them from the actual residence of the Breva-Erickson's, man is that basement a pit, those guys really need to get that cleaned out. How about that tie and if you look close enough, or enlarge the picture, you can see the nervous zits that Mr Erickson has, man that guy is a giant putz. 
Here are a couple rather passionate kisses. These were that highlights of Mr. Erickson's day and I have that on personal authority, well that and the keg they had at the reception. Kissing and beer, that all the man needs. He is rather simple that way.
Well that's the end of the pictures, but I would just like to add that Marrying Ms Breva was basically the only sound decision that he made in the first 24 years of his life and for the last 15 he has been living off the good fortune of that grand day in September. He is like a football coach suddenly lucked into a Superbowl team and for the rest of his life people wonder
'how in the hell that guy did that he's a freakin moron.' Hopefully the next 15 will be as great as the first. Just think, the twins will be 16 year old by then, Jesus those guys are old.
excelsior
4 comments:
Great posting! But as a witness of that day I know that it had nothing to do with luck. The spell Mr. Librarian cast upon the beautiful Chris to get her to marry him was obviously conjured from the Dark Lord as a trade off for Mr. Librarians soul. And kudos to Mr. Librarian for besting the Dark Lord in that deal!
I do not know what you are talking about. You are obviously making it up. There is no dark lord or and spell casting. Knock it off.
excelsior
The Devil went up to Minnesota, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal.
When he came across this young man wanting to marry a woman who's hot.
Well the Devil jumped up on a maple stump, said, "Man let me tell you what.
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a spell caster too,
Now if you care to make a dare, I'll make a deal with you.
Now you shelve pretty good library boy, but that will never do,
You'll never marry out of your league, unless I take a soul from you"
Don't quit your day job.
excelsior
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